What is he thinking?

He is contemplating all the snow back home, and how
he doesn't have to shovel any of it! He thinks,"what
was it like to chip ice off the windshield....I think it
was kind of hard to do. He contemplates what it
felt like to slip on the ice and fall on your ass. He is
also thinking of how miserable it was to get up
in the dark and try to start a cold car to drive
to work. This is a real thinking man!